Photo 21 Jul 296,822 notes jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

Text 21 Jul 270,669 notes

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

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Photo 21 Jul 152,154 notes

(Source: unicorndreamss)

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officialvoid:

pemsylvania:

inappropriate places to fall asleep. go.

insomniacs support group

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Photo 15 Jun 3,467 notes destiel-puppies:

quietly going to leave this here

destiel-puppies:

quietly going to leave this here

Photo 15 Jun 101,398 notes gnorbue:

this kind of reminds me of how in zombie movies when someone gets bit and it doesnt kick in straight away

gnorbue:

this kind of reminds me of how in zombie movies when someone gets bit and it doesnt kick in straight away

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theweightliftingyogi:

if you couldnt tell

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squiiiije:

In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her 

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